I’m Comic Sans, Asshole.

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Fishstick and Fish Schtick

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Consumer debt is not your friend

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Two Gentlemen of Lebowski

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Your body's expiration date

The web site, Gravity and Levity, has a great article on the Gompertz law and the odds of surviving through your next year of life. At age 32, I’m looking at just over a 1 in 1500 chance of making it through the year. Exponential decay is sharp, but an exponential within an exponential is so sharp that I can say with 99.999999% certainty that no human will ever live to the age of 130. (Ignoring, of course, the upward shift in the lifetime distribution that will result from future medical advances) ...

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100 Most Beautiful English Words

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Ross Racine's Subdivision Artwork

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Convicts Use Rogues’ Cant to Fool Guards

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Be Nice

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Reading Aloud

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