[Source: McSweeney’s Internet Tendency] Fifty Years of Popular Songs Condensed Into Single Sentences
A handful of my favorites from the list:
The White Stripes, “My Doorbell”
Using metaphor, I want to do it with you.
Duran Duran, “Rio”
I’d love to do that chick dancing on the sand.
Bob Dylan, “Blowin’ in the Wind”
The Man is currently doing it to you.
Elvis Presley, “Jailhouse Rock”
Incarcerated men will on occasion do it with each other.
Meat Loaf, “I Would Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)”
Hey! You won’t believe what this one chick said while I was doing it with her!