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Fifty Years of Popular Songs Condensed Into Single Sentences

A handful of my favorites from the list:

The White Stripes, “My Doorbell“ Using metaphor, I want to do it with you.

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Duran Duran, “Rio“ I’d love to do that chick dancing on the sand.

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Bob Dylan, “Blowin’ in the Wind“ The Man is currently doing it to you.

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Elvis Presley, “Jailhouse Rock“ Incarcerated men will on occasion do it with each other.

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Meat Loaf, “I Would Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)“ Hey! You won’t believe what this one chick said while I was doing it with her!